http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-county-news/ci_19343594

The Republic of Boulder, 13 square miles surrounded by reality are in reality a DEN OF TYRANNY AND REPRESSION. Read on, dear reader, reading this, while reading.
Yes, folks. Readers. Once again, even n my infintie lack of wisdom and NIMBY POV, I can not raise the cross and crucify JASON VOGEL OF THE BOULDER MOUNTAN BIKE ALLIANCE to the depth that he hath forked himeslf, and the organization. Many moons ago, I railed on Jason and then railed again as he dissed me behind my back, thereby asserting that his character is as wafer thin as a ritz cracker or a high priced condom. Jason: RESIGN. Stop hurting us. The Boulder mountain bike community would be better served by Hitler - I shit you not. I doubt anyone could do more damage INTENTIONALLY than you do. You alienate - not just single user grous but every fucking person on the planet. Please submit your CV to the KK, or maybe a Neo-Nazi Group. They could clearly benefit from your political PANACHE. Dude - you are making a public mockery of yourself, your organization and OUR SPORT. Pls. Step down. Don't go outside. Don't speak to anyone. Ironically - the best thing you could possibly do - would be to ride your bike A TON..lose some fricking pounds and remind yourself of what you were like when you actually enjoyed the thing that you pose to advocate for but are actually bending over and dicking in public. Stop talking. Start DOING. It will save yourself. Possibly. Either way - shut the fuck up and stop damaging the very thing you pose to protect.
Today I WAS OPPRESSED by the man so BADLY that I only had a 2 hour ride on FRESH and legal TRAIL that is within 20 min of Boulder ON A BIKE. I did not feel oppressed. I felt free'd and BLESSED that we have the resources we do. DON'T FUCK IT UP FATTY. Pls. If you rode more - you would BITCH LESS.
Hugs, kisses, Unicorns and Baby Bunnys.
Nimby
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